GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta discuss about the real scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more then just peeking. It's a whole scene. You got your typical competition, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Like when that winger went barreling into the glass, I swear, it looked like a cartoo